Cookie Season [SSBHM]

Sonali was driving through her neighborhood returning home from college for spring break. Unlike previous years, however, this year’s reunion with her family crossed the strange line of being urgent or just “come home, we need you for something totally mundane and unnecessary”. While driving she glanced at her window to find a few people walking around with a particular orangish yellow box in their hand. She then drove by a group of Sunshine Scouts who were walking around with shopping carts filled to the brim with the boxes.

“Sunshine Scout Cookies…” the girl laughed to herself.

The student drove down the next three blocks until she got to her house where she saw a few Sunshine Scouts talking with her mother Sampat while handing over apparently a lot of money to the girls before leaving. The student raised her eyebrow wondering what was happening inside the house. Grabbing her things in the back, she entered the home.

“Sonali, is that you?”

“Yes, it’s me.”

“Ah, welcome home. Glad you got here as soon as you could.” her mother said as she helped with her things.

“Mama, what’s going on? Has Priyanka started selling cookies yet?”

“Yes.” Sampat had to stifle a giggle.

“What’s the giggling all about? Where’s Priyanka?”

“She’s out with the other scouts helping the cookie sales. She won’t be here until later this afternoon.” she answered while trying to contain her laughter.

Sonali asked, “What is with the laughing?”

Her mother had to suck up her next bout of laughter and come clean. “You should go upstairs, honey. There’s something you should see… or should meet if I’m being correct.”

“Wow, Mom, you’re usually never like this.”

“Go on, and take your things with you.”

Sonali climbed the stairs calmly while not expecting anything grand within the upper levels of the house. As the girl reached the top of the stairs she saw a discarded box near her foot. Putting down her luggage she picked it up to find it to be an empty package that used to hold the famed Caramel Delights from Sunshine Scouts.

Did Priyanka forget to throw this away?

Sonali continued her way into the hall when she saw another empty box of Caramel Delights. Then another and another. Now she was getting worried. Whatever her mom was laughing about earlier was not a funny joke now. When the hallway came into view, it was as if a tornado came in swept the place.

“What in the name of… Good lord!”

Sonali was shocked upon witnessing the absolutely abhorrent sight of dozens upon dozens of empty Sunshine Cookies packages scattered all over the floor of the second floor hallway that she almost had the urge to faint.

“What in the fucking world?”

Too many questions piled in Sonali’s mind that it almost became a little too much for her to process. For starters, there was no possible way Priyanka or any of her co-scouts would just go crazy and have a cookie party extravaganza. Because she wouldn't get away with it as long as Mom was present. Sampat was a vehement believer in domestic cleanliness as she would go nuts if a single speck of dust was spotted on one of the windows. So that raised another question: why the hell was she laughing earlier?

Sonali wanted to go downstairs but she was stopped by what could have sound like the loudest rumbling noise similar to a rippling belch muffled from a closed door. The girl, now suddenly having a strange curiosity to see what it was, took a deep breath and headed for the sound. She trudged through the many boxes of Sunshine Cookie boxes and it only grow deeper once she felt the pile of boxes going just passed her ankles. As she continued to get through Sonali heard some ravenous noises from the third door on her right and realized the pile of cookie boxes originated from that door.

Quickly, she threw the boxes away to get in. The lass breathed carefully and quietly while tensing her hands before touching the knob. The door clicked opened. Suddenly, a thick, sweet air that smelled of the finest incense mixed with candy and sugar hit her nose.

“Sampat?” a voice called out.

The girl lightened when she heard her mom's name being called. She opened the door and craned her head before more shock struck her like a lightning strike. She quickly slipped into the door to see what she was seeing and not dreaming. There was a huge, blubbering mass of golden fair-skin cascaded in rolls and adipose laying on the guest bed that was shaped like a man’s figure. And he was surrounded by MORE boxes of the famed Caramel Delights - that were unopened. The boxes were stacked against the wall, under the window sill, and basically in all parts of the room.

“Oh,” he said while picking up another box of the Sunshine Cookies.

Sonali didn't have to figure out that one of their family’s holy patrons of the Hindu pantheon was apparently living in one of the guest rooms of their home gorging on seemingly nothing but the famed Sunshine cookies Caramel Delights. Old Man Shiva sat up on the bed with his chest and belly jiggling as he moved. He swatted away the numerous cookie crumbs off his bright yellow shirt containing the Sunshine logo with his mound-like arm puffed with layers of fat. The girl watched the crumbs roll away from his ample and soft chest so oddly hypnotic that she simply couldn't take her eyes off them. She literally never saw a man with a chest not unlike a woman that surpassed in size and elasticity.

With that one box Shiva stuffed nearly all the cookies into his mouth with four or five remaining and chewed with such a pace he looked liked he wasn't savoring them as they already were packed away in the deep depths of his gut. He let another burp.

“Sir… I… uh…” Sonali couldn't even form a coherent sentence out of her mouth. Her mind was just so shot from the overwhelming rollercoaster of confusion.

“Heh heh, I haven’t met you before. Why don't you… join me on the bed.”

The student automatically dragged her legs without hesitating and sat near Shiva on the seemingly destroyed bed, but when she sat on it, it strangely felt like it was intact from the day it was made.

Must be his magic. Hoo boy.

Shiva was already into his… whatever number box of cookies he had so far that day. Sonali was mildly flustered…. She agreed the scout cookies were a massive hit literally from day one, but there was no one on this planet who could go into a full-blown addiction over them. “Caramel Delights: a sweet, creamy chocolatey sensation of caramel goodness in your mouth.”

From her childhood Sonali known that the brand of cookies was specifically made for the organization. The cookie was made out of caramel dough with a chocolate-centered filling with powdered sugar sprinkled on top. It was concocted by a grandmotherly woman related to the founder over forty years prior for a potential fundraiser venue and it sold like hotcakes in its first month after its release and had been the staple of the scout organization ever since. The Sunshine Scouts never had shortages of participants into the organization solely for this reason. It also made Sonali regret for not joining the troupe because she admittedly loved them too while growing up. Her younger sister Priyanka on the other hand loved the cookies to death and had a secret stash hidden somewhere in her room. 

“Mind telling me where you got the cookies from?”

“Your sister and mother.”

Of course. Explains the scouts who were at the door.

“I admit I couldn't stop eating them ever since the little one set aside one of these on my idol.”

“Has that been the only thing you eaten?”

“That be impossible. I eaten plenty meals… admittedly a few dinners from your mother other than back at home.”

“Ah.” Sonali snuck a cookie into her mouth, feeling the ever-so present burst of sugary goodness captivating her mouth that she remembered in her childhood.

For some reason, it didn't feel as severely awkward as before when Sonali stepped in here; it could be the shock going away, replaced by a comforting yet still awkward feeling. Shiva shoved the last of how many cookies he had munched on today, his gut unable to be contained by his snuggled top while it purred gently within digesting its latest meal. The youth was in awe seeing such a large stomach; it hung out of his shirt and was suspended four or five inches the floor like a sack of jelly. Dare she looked at his rear… two miniature-bean bag cheeks that were barely contained by his underwear and shorts…

“Now. Would you join me for a nap?”

Sonali blushed. The thought of her sleeping near eight hundred pounds of blubber raised the awkwardness levels again but then again she did drive quite a long way from the university and not getting much sleep the night before. And seeing Shiva may have been alone for awhile, she decided to stay. Sleep sounded good once the tiredness finally caught up with her.

“Now that you mentioned it… I'd like that very much.”

The girl snuggled against the mound of a man, sitting against the utter squishiness of his figure. Her face pressed against the many love-handles of his sides but decided to move to his right breast. His arm hugged over her shoulder as he pressed her head closer to his chest. As Sonali was trying to sleep… her head was now stuffed between Shiva’s arm and his breast… meaning she was getting hot. She didn't like sleeping while sweating, thus having no choice by to remain there because the blob was already fast asleep.

That's okay. It's not like my bed is more comfortable than this. Maybe….